Father Ted1995

Father Ted:
That's right, Dougal. You see, ordinary shops sell what look like black socks, but if you look closely, you'll see that they're very, very, very, very, very, very, very dark blue.

Father Dougal:
That's true. I thought my Uncle Tommy was wearing black socks, but when I looked at them closely, they were just very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very dark blue.

Father Ted:
Never buy black socks from a normal shop. [Whispers to Dougal] They shaft you every time!

[Dougal looks worried]