Fawlty Towers

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Genre: Comedy
Fawlty Towers is a British television sitcom broadcast on BBC2 in 1975 and 1979. Just two series of six episodes were made. The show was created and written by John Cleese and Connie Booth, who also starred in the show and were married at the time o… more »



Master Heath:
[to Basil] Haven't you got any PROPER chips?

Basil Fawlty:
Well, these ARE proper French-fried potatoes. You see, the chef IS Continental.

Master Heath:
Couldn't you get an English one?

Mrs. Heath:
Why don't you eat just one or two, dear?

Master Heath:
They're the wrong SHAPE.

Basil Fawlty:
Oh, dear... What shape you usually have? Mickey Mouse shape? Smarties shape? Amphibious landing-craft shape? Poke-in-the-eye shape?

Master Heath:
God, you're dumb.

Mrs. Heath:
Oh, now.

Basil Fawlty:
[gritting his teeth] Is there something we can get you instead, SONNY?

Master Heath:
I'd like some bread and salad cream.

Basil Fawlty:
To eat? Well, there's the bread, and there's the mayonnaise.

Master Heath:
I said "salad cream", stupid.

Basil Fawlty:
We don't HAVE any salad cream. The chef made this freshly this morning.

Master Heath:
What a dump!

Mr. Heath:
Th-h-h-h-h-h-h-his is very good.

Mrs. Heath:
[firmly] He likes salad cream.

Master Heath:
That's PUKE, that is.

Basil Fawlty:
Well, at least it's FRESH puke!

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