Fawlty Towers1975

Manuel:
[practicing his English while cleaning behind and beneath the front desk] How are you, sir? You see, I speak English well. I learn it from a book... Hello... I am English... Helloooo...

[Manuel continues as Major walks into the room]

Manuel:
[unseen] How are you, sir?... I can speak English.

[Major looks at the moose head on the desk, thinking it's talking to him, and turns away astonished]

Manuel:
[popping up for a moment and spotting the major] Ah, hello, Major. How are you today?

[Manuel returns beneath the front desk]

Major Gowen:
[Major turns to look nervously at the moose head, not spotting Manuel] Well, buh, buh, buh, I-I-I'm fine, thank you.

Manuel:
[back to reciting is lessons] Is a beautiful day today.

Major Gowen:
Is it? Oh-oh-oh, yes, yes, I suppose it is.

Manuel:
Yes, I can speak English... I learned it from a book.

Major Gowen:
Did you? Did you really?