Frasier1993

Dr. Frasier Crane:
Hello, Rachel. I'm listening.

Rachel:
Oh, thanks for taking my call, Dr. Crane. Um, I'm involved in sort of a strange love triangle.

Dr. Frasier Crane:
[mutes the mike] Oh goody, this is sweeps week!

Rachel:
You see, I recently married a widower. Now, Phil's a real good man, he's a kind man. But there's just one little problem. He insists on keeping an urn with his late wife's ashes on the dresser in our bedroom.

Dr. Frasier Crane:
That is a definite "Yikes!"

Rachel:
See, I knew that wasn't normal! He says it is, but I knew it wasn't!

Dr. Frasier Crane:
All right, Rachel, Rachel, now listen. Before you go off half-cocked, let's try to remember this is a very sensitive issue for your husband. Obviously those ashes mean a very great deal to him. And although I don't believe it's appropriate that he keep them in the bedroom, I suppose you could maybe move them to another room?

Rachel:
Well, I guess I could try that. Maybe I'll move them into the guest room. [sound of crockery breaking] Oops.

Dr. Frasier Crane:
Rachel, what happened?

Rachel:
Oh... oh, nothing. I gotta run, Dr. Crane. I've got some vacuuming to do.