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Daphne Moon:
I'm bringing Grammy Moon's famous plum duff. It's a still flour pudding boiled in a cloth bag.

Martin Crane:
Who gets to lick the bag?

Daphne Moon:
No. You see, Grammy Moon had a secret ingredient. She'd soak it for hours in rum, then ignite it in a blinding flash. As soon as she came out of the kitchen with no eyebrows, we knew dessert was ready. [She moves towards the door, stepping over the Santa mat] You know, to this day the smell of burning hair puts me in the holiday spirit. Bye, Merry Christmas.