Frasier1993

[Sophie wants to invite some of her friends over to her husband's Super Bowl party]

Dr. Frasier Crane:
Larry, I gotta tell you, I'm afraid I side with your wife on this one.

Larry:
That just proves you don't know the first thing about football.

Dr. Frasier Crane:
What I do or do not know about football has...

Larry:
OK, how's this: My wife's friends can come over if you can answer even one little football question. Like...

Dr. Frasier Crane:
Now, I don't see that that's in any...

Larry:
You're down by six, you're on your own forty, three seconds left, what do you do?

[Roz gets his attention]

Dr. Frasier Crane:
Well, all right, you would...

[She holds up two telephone handsets]

Dr. Frasier Crane:
You would take your receivers...

[she lines them up]

Dr. Frasier Crane:
And line them up...

[she mimes throwing]

Dr. Frasier Crane:
And then throw a pass.

[big throw]

Dr. Frasier Crane:
A long, long pass.

Larry:
Yeah, and what's the name for that?

[Roz kneels, crosses herself, and prays heavenward with an innocent look on her face]

Dr. Frasier Crane:
A Hail Mary.

[Roz gives him the thumbs up]

Dr. Frasier Crane:
Sophie and Larry, I hope you enjoy the game. In the meanwhile, this is Coach Crane saying, I'm listening.