Planes, Trains & Automobiles

     

Planes, Trains & Automobiles1987

Genre: Comedy, Drama
Given the presence of both Steve Martin and John Candy, one would expect this John Hughes comedy to be much, much funnier than it is. Certainly it's not for lack of effort on the part of its stars. Martin is an uptight businessman trying to get home… more »


Cab Dispatcher:
Where are you going?

Neal:
Chicago.

Cab Dispatcher:
Chicago?

Neal:
Yeah.

Cab Dispatcher:
Don't you know you're in St. Louis?

Neal:
Yes I do.

Cab Dispatcher:
Why don't you try the airlines? It's faster and you get a free meal.

Neal:
If I wanted a joke, I'd follow you into the john and watch you take a leak.

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