Get Smart1965

Genre: Comedy
Get Smart is an American comedy television series that satirizes the secret agent genre that was popular at the time. It was created by Mel Brooks with Buck Henry, and had its television premiere on NBC on September 18, 1965. more »

Dr. Jarvis Pym:
[about to swallow a deadly poison hidden in a secret compartment in his ring] Well, goodbye, Mr and Mrs Smart.

Maxwell Smart:
Not so fast, Pym. Observe.

[opens secret compartment in his ring]

Dr. Jarvis Pym:
What's that?

Maxwell Smart:
Anti-Sodium Calcium Chloride. If you take that Sodium Calcium Chloride, I'll shove this down your throat. Not the ring, the powder. And you'll be alive again.

Dr. Jarvis Pym:
That's very clever of you, Mr. Smart, but I was prepared. Observe again:

[opens secret compartment in another ring]

Dr. Jarvis Pym:
Pro-Anti-Sodium Calcium Chloride. If you bring me back to life, I shall take this and then I shall be permanently disposed of.

Maxwell Smart:
Temporarily permanently disposed of.

[opens secret compartment on yet another ring]

Maxwell Smart:
You know what's in here?

Dr. Jarvis Pym:
No.

Maxwell Smart:
Oh, that makes two of us. What in here, 99?

Agent 99:
Anti-pro-anti-Sodium Calcium Chloride. If you take Sodium Calcium Chloride and Max brings you back to life with Anti-Sodium Calcium Chloride and you decide to destroy yourself again with Pro-Anti-Sodium Calcium Chloride, Max will bring you back to life again with Anti-Pro-Anti-Sodium Calcium Chloride.

Dr. Jarvis Pym:
Well, that's easy enough for you to say. I've run out of rings.

Maxwell Smart:
Well I'm glad to hear that, it was my turn next.

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