Get Smart1965

KAOS Agent #2:
Where did you shoot me?

Maxwell Smart:
Left chest.

KAOS Agent #2:
Ah! Good!

Maxwell Smart:
Good?

KAOS Agent #2:
As a KAOS agent, I get double indemnity for getting shot above the waist.

Maxwell Smart:
Double indemnity for being shot only once?

KAOS Agent #2:
Not only that, if I'm shot and I don't die instantly my family gets an additional 25 per cent for suffering...

Maxwell Smart:
Unbelievable.

KAOS Agent #2:
And if I survive my wounds, I get a guaranteed six weeks convalescence leave with pay.

Maxwell Smart:
With pay? You gotta be putting me on.

KAOS Agent #2:
Not only that, we get to stay free in any resort on our KAOS credit card, American plan. Three superb meals a day. Tennis, golf, bingo parties, dance lessons and... free... funerals. [finally succumbs to his wounds]

Maxwell Smart:
Lucky devil. Bingo parties? I didn't know KAOS was religious?