Get Smart1965

Genre: Comedy
Get Smart is an American comedy television series that satirizes the secret agent genre that was popular at the time. It was created by Mel Brooks with Buck Henry, and had its television premiere on NBC on September 18, 1965. more »

KAOS Agent #2:
Where did you shoot me?

Maxwell Smart:
Left chest.

KAOS Agent #2:
Ah! Good!

Maxwell Smart:
Good?

KAOS Agent #2:
As a KAOS agent, I get double indemnity for getting shot above the waist.

Maxwell Smart:
Double indemnity for being shot only once?

KAOS Agent #2:
Not only that, if I'm shot and I don't die instantly my family gets an additional 25 per cent for suffering...

Maxwell Smart:
Unbelievable.

KAOS Agent #2:
And if I survive my wounds, I get a guaranteed six weeks convalescence leave with pay.

Maxwell Smart:
With pay? You gotta be putting me on.

KAOS Agent #2:
Not only that, we get to stay free in any resort on our KAOS credit card, American plan. Three superb meals a day. Tennis, golf, bingo parties, dance lessons and... free... funerals. [finally succumbs to his wounds]

Maxwell Smart:
Lucky devil. Bingo parties? I didn't know KAOS was religious?

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