Get Smart1965

Maxwell Smart:
I'm getting complaints from the landlord about the gun battles in the hall, and the bombs in the lobby, and the knife fights in the elevator.

Chief:
Well, when you rent an apartment to a secret agent, you've got to expect those things.

Maxwell Smart:
But Chief, he doesn't know I'm a secret agent.

Chief:
Well, how then do you explain people attacking you and shooting at you?

Maxwell Smart:
Well, I told him I work for the Bureau of Internal Revenue.