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Lorelai Gilmore:
[Taylor is making Lorelai's renovation project difficult] That's it! [She grabs Taylor's lapels]

Taylor Doose:
Lorelai, watch it. I've got church later.

Lorelai Gilmore:
What did I do to make you torture me like this, Taylor?

Taylor Doose:
I don't know what you're talking about.

Lorelai Gilmore:
The hoops! The hoops with the jumping and the fire and the hoops!

Taylor Doose:
It's just business, Lorelai.

Lorelai Gilmore:
I pay to shop in your store. I eat your banana splits. I've never physically hurt you... except for that one spit wad in the one town meeting, but I didn't mean for it to hit your eye and I apologized profusely, so please, please, put me out of my misery and tell me what I need to do to make this thing happen!

Taylor Doose:
I want an ice cream truck!

Lorelai Gilmore:
What?

Taylor Doose:
I want to sell ice cream off a truck in the summer. I want to park it in front of the soda shop. I want to ring the bell on it every day at noon, but the only place I can park it is the space that's partly in front of Luke's diner.

Lorelai Gilmore:
So?

Taylor Doose:
You have pull with Luke.

Lorelai Gilmore:
I guess, maybe.

Taylor Doose:
You're friends.

Lorelai Gilmore:
Yes.

Taylor Doose:
You can get him to agree to this.

Lorelai Gilmore:
Use my pull.

Taylor Doose:
If you don't mind.

Lorelai Gilmore:
So if I get Luke to agree to this, the madness stops?

Taylor Doose:
If that's what you want to call it.

Lorelai Gilmore:
The work begins and the porch goes?

Taylor Doose:
All expedited, nice and neat.

Lorelai Gilmore:
An ice cream truck?

Taylor Doose:
An ice cream truck.

Lorelai Gilmore:
[She lets go of Taylor] You can go.