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Lorelai:
[entering Luke's] Okay! I have five minutes to drink as much coffee as I can before I have to drive to Hartford to spend the evening with my mother alone, and who am I saying this to?

Kirk Gleason:
I was listening.

Lorelai:
Where's Luke?

Kirk Gleason:
I don't know.

Lorelai:
Well is he here? Is he coming back? How fresh is that pot?

Kirk Gleason:
I don't know, I don't know, it was sitting there when I got here but that's only been a minute so I don't know.

Lorelai:
[Luke enters] Oh, thank god. Hey, I desperately need a maaassive cup of coffee to go, and - What happened to your face?

Luke Danes:
What do you mean?

Lorelai:
It's - visible.

Luke Danes:
Oh, I shaved.

Lorelai:
Are you going to the bank?

Luke Danes:
No.

Lorelai:
Funeral?

Luke Danes:
No.

Lorelai:
Drag club?

Luke Danes:
Let's get you your coffee, shall we?