Gilmore Girls2000

Luke Danes:
[Taylor is video-conferencing a town meeting] Where the hell are you, Taylor?

Taylor Doose:
I'm at my sister's in Maine. Anyway, we have never not had a Stars Hollow Winter Carnival. It's a hundred and twenty-five year tradition.

Lorelai Gilmore:
Is he getting to the point soon?

Babette Dell:
Yeah, come on, Doo-doo head.

Taylor Doose:
Fine, let's cut to the chase. I run the winter carnival, it's this weekend, and I am snowed in, unable to get back into town. [Gets no reaction from the town]

Miss Patty:
So, what's this about, Taylor?

Taylor Doose:
Maybe it's the lateness of the hour or the computer connection isn't clear. We have never had to cancel a carnival, and it's absolutely impossible for me to get back into town to run it.

Babette Dell:
I must be tired. I'm not getting this.

Miss Patty:
It's like a riddle or something.

Taylor Doose:
People, are you not hearing me? I won't be there to run the carnival. Draw the obvious conclusion.

Miss Patty:
Oh, OK, I got it now.

Taylor Doose:
Thank you, Patty.

Miss Patty:
Kirk, could you take it over?

Kirk Gleason:
Sure.

Miss Patty:
Great. Anything else, Taylor?