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Lorelai:
Where are you?

Rory Gilmore:
I need you to be calm.

Lorelai:
Calm about what?

Rory Gilmore:
Calm about what I have to tell you.

Lorelai:
What? Where are you?

Rory Gilmore:
I'm all right.

Lorelai:
[scared] Well of course you're all right. Why wouldn't you be all right?

Rory Gilmore:
Because. I got in an accident.

Lorelai:
What? What accident? What do you mean you got in an accident?

Rory Gilmore:
Jess and I went for ice cream and we were just driving and it was dark, and this dog or cat or possum, I don't know. It was small and furry and it ran out into the middle of the road and Jess swerved

Lorelai:
Jess swerved?

Rory Gilmore:
Yes.

Lorelai:
Jess was driving?

Rory Gilmore:
Yes.

Lorelai:
Jess was driving your car and you got in an accident?

Rory Gilmore:
But I'm fine, and he's fine. And the furry thing is fine. The car's messed up a bit, but there's nothing for you to be worried about.

Lorelai:
[almost hysterically] Where are you?

[pause]

Rory Gilmore:
I'm in the hospital.