Grey's Anatomy2005

Dr. Meredith Grey:
[Meredith is laying on her bathroom floor] It's not us. It's them. Them and their stupid boy... penises. They didn't tell me they had a wife. They gave absolutely no warning that they were going to break up with you.

Dr. Cristina Yang:
[Cristina, who is sitting in the shower, slides the shower door open] It's not that Burke broke up with me. It's how he broke up with me. Like it was business. Like a business trans... Like he's the boss of me.

Dr. Meredith Grey:
He is the boss of you.

Dr. Cristina Yang:
And what's worse is that I care.

Dr. Meredith Grey:
I'm gonna throw up again. [Meredith gets up from the floor and crawls to the toilet. Cristina slides the shower door closed. Meredith groans] No. Wait. False alarm.

Dr. Cristina Yang:
[Cristina slides the shower door open again, Meredith sits up, her back against the wall] Look, the problem is estrogen.

Dr. Meredith Grey:
No, the problem is tequila.

Dr. Cristina Yang:
You know I used to be all business, and then he goes and gets me pregnant.

Dr. Meredith Grey:
[with her eyes closed, pointing her finger in the air] With the stupid boy penis.

Dr. Cristina Yang:
[with her head on her arm, exasperated] Now I'm having hormone surges. [Cristina looks up] He ruined me. I'm ruined. He turned me into this... fat, stupid, pregnant girl... who cares. [Cristina closes the shower door again] Estrogen.

Dr. Meredith Grey:
Penises.

[door opens, Izzie and George come into the bathroom]

Dr. Meredith Grey:
Penises, Izzie!

Dr. Cristina Yang:
[opens the shower] Estrogen, George. [holds up a glass and Izzie pours more Fiji bottled water into it]

Dr. George O'Malley:
[looks at Cristina] Okay. [to Izzie] What did I miss?

Dr. Isobel 'Izzie' Stevens:
Came home to full-on vomit drama. Apparently she dumped Derek. And her. [in a whisper] She's been sleeping with Burke.

Dr. George O'Malley:
I knew that. [to Meredith] So you really broke up with Shepherd? [starts brushing his teeth]

Dr. Meredith Grey:
[softly] I feel empty.

Dr. Isobel 'Izzie' Stevens:
Two hours of vomiting will do that to you. [begins brushing her teeth]

Dr. Meredith Grey:
No, I feel empty.

Dr. Cristina Yang:
You're lucky. I feel pissed off. [Cristina closes the shower]