House M.D.2004

Dr. Lisa Cuddy:
[wakes up, looking for House] House? [someone holds her ankle] Oh, my God! What the hell?

Dr. Gregory House:
[appears from under the bed] Gotcha.

Dr. Lisa Cuddy:
Did you actually wake up early and hide under the bed just to scare the crap out of me?

Dr. Gregory House:
Set an alarm and everything.

Dr. Lisa Cuddy:
It's like dating a 10-year-old.

Dr. Gregory House:
God, I hope not... Now that we're down here...

Dr. Lisa Cuddy:
Hold that thought.

Dr. Gregory House:
Seriously?

Dr. Lisa Cuddy:
I have to pee.

Dr. Gregory House:
I'll wait. I brought a book. Didn't know what time your alarm was set for.

Dr. Lisa Cuddy:
[from bathroom] House?

Dr. Gregory House:
You know, you could rent this space out down here. In Japan, that would be like a deluxe...

Dr. Lisa Cuddy:
House, shut up. There's blood in my urine.