House M.D.2004

Dr. Chris Taub:
Is that guy seriously using the toilet? Oh, my God, he's sitting down.

Dr. Eric Foreman:
Don't try to change the subject. Did you sleep with her?

Dr. Chris Taub:
No wonder he's in jail. Anyone who would do that has no shame.

Dr. Robert Chase:
Or maybe he tried to sleep with her, and she shot him down.

Dr. Chris Taub:
I don't know her. Is he grunting? I think I hear grunting.

Dr. Eric Foreman:
You realize we're not gonna drop this.

Dr. Chris Taub:
I didn't sleep with her. I interviewed her for Hopkins Med School.

Dr. Eric Foreman:
So you're holding a grudge because she chose a different school?

Dr. Chris Taub:
We talked for an hour. She didn't remember me. She remembers the 20th digit of some math constant, but she doesn't remember a guy she had a one-on-one meeting with.

Dr. Robert Chase:
I barely remember you.

Dr. Chris Taub:
Mystery solved. Now we can all go back to our lives. [Toilet flash sounds]