JAG1995

Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb, Jr.:
[discussing the crash of an F-14 in California] Has the Navy initiated a Mishap Investigation, General?

Maj. Gen. Gordon 'Biff' Cresswell:
Already on the scene. I want you to get to China Lake, ASAP. Conduct a concurrent JAG-man investigation. You're dismissed.

Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb, Jr.:
Aye aye, sir.

Maj. Gen. Gordon 'Biff' Cresswell:
If you see Colonel MacKenzie, send her my way.

Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb, Jr.:
Uh, sir, the Colonel is still in Norfolk taking depositions on the Harkin case.

Maj. Gen. Gordon 'Biff' Cresswell:
Commander Turner, then.

Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb, Jr.:
Commander Turner is, uh, TAD to Camp Pendleton, General.

Maj. Gen. Gordon 'Biff' Cresswell:
[getting annoyed] Commander Roberts?

Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb, Jr.:
I believe Commander Roberts started his anger management classes this morning, sir.

Maj. Gen. Gordon 'Biff' Cresswell:
Just how the hell did Admiral Chegwidden get anything done around here?

Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb, Jr.:
I think he found it a struggle, sir.