JAG1995

Cmdr. Sturgis Turner:
You asked me before to conceal the fact that you lied about being a Jew during the Mars case, and I've decided to do so. You have nothing to worry about.

Lt. Loren Singer:
I appreciate it, sir.

Cmdr. Sturgis Turner:
You are now Jewish as far as I'm concerned, as long as you act accordingly.

Lt. Loren Singer:
What, you're going to hold me to it, sir?

Cmdr. Sturgis Turner:
Every chance I get.

Lt. Loren Singer:
Whatever turns you on, sir.

Cmdr. Sturgis Turner:
[indicating his going-away gift to Loren] Go ahead, open it. It's called a mezuzah. It goes on the outside of your quarters.

Lt. Loren Singer:
You're serious about this, Commander?

Cmdr. Sturgis Turner:
[smiling] Wait until Chanukah.