JAG1995

Midshipman Mike 'Mikey' Roberts:
You have time to drive golf balls, but you don't have time to visit Bud.

Big Bud Roberts:
What, are you afraid your old man can still outdrive you?

Midshipman Mike 'Mikey' Roberts:
No, I'm afraid my father cares more about his golf game than about his own son.

Big Bud Roberts:
Hey, watch your mouth, or I'll tee you up.

Midshipman Mike 'Mikey' Roberts:
Dad, Bud's been home for over a month, and he needs your support.

Big Bud Roberts:
What's the matter? He doesn't have a crutch?

Midshipman Mike 'Mikey' Roberts:
I can't believe you just said that.

Big Bud Roberts:
Yeah, well, that's why I won't go see him. 'Cause I'll say something like that, or something worse.