JAG1995

[Bud plays with a Christmas toy and it accidentally bumps into Admiral Chegwidden]

Admiral Albert Jethro 'A.J.' Chegwidden:
Is this your robot, Lieutenant?

Lt. Bud Roberts, Jr.:
No, sir. Not really. It's a Christmas present for one of the kids at the Children's Hospital. I guess it, uh... uh... wandered off, sir.

Admiral Albert Jethro 'A.J.' Chegwidden:
[hearing something nearby] What the hell is that sound?

Lt. Bud Roberts, Jr.:
Chipmunks?

[off Chegwidden's expression of disbelief]

Lt. Bud Roberts, Jr.:
Their Christmas album, sir.

Admiral Albert Jethro 'A.J.' Chegwidden:
Lieutenant, this building is the JAG headquarters for the United States Navy. We don't allow chipmunks, squirrels, gophers, or any other type of singing vermin in JAG. Understood?

Lt. Bud Roberts, Jr.:
Yes, sir.

Admiral Albert Jethro 'A.J.' Chegwidden:
Good.

[Chegwidden walks away, then pauses]

Admiral Albert Jethro 'A.J.' Chegwidden:
You found me a flight to Italy?

Lt. Bud Roberts, Jr.:
Actually, I'm waiting on a few phone calls, sir. But I am working on it.

Admiral Albert Jethro 'A.J.' Chegwidden:
Work harder.