Keeping Up Appearances1990

[first lines]

Hyacinth:
[sits up in bed] If the Thorncliffs can have a little place in the country, why can't we? Mmh?

[slaps Richard]

Richard:
Bleuh.

[Richard wakes up]

Hyacinth:
I'm a country lover. You're a country lover.

Richard:
Not at this time in the morning.

Hyacinth:
I've always been a country lover.

Richard:
Since when? Grass doesn't behave like fitted carpet.

Hyacinth:
You know I love the country. We go on picnics.

Richard:
Yeah. With everything but the Royal Doulton and the silver teapot. We take tables, chairs, rugs.

Hyacinth:
I don't like the creepy-crawlies, though. But we'll find somewhere creepy-crawly-free. Oh, Richard, how exciting, our own little place in the country.

Richard:
Well, if you want a financial opinion, it'll have to be very little.