Red vs. Blue: The Blood Gulch Chronicles2003

Donut:
Wow, that's great! I like the glowing part. Ooh, does it make cool noises when you swing it?

Tucker:
I don't think so. No, wait, is "whoosh" a noise? Because if it is, then yes. It goes, "Whoosh whoosh, whoosh, wsh wsh, wsh-ch-ch, chw chw, whsh-chsh, chsh-chsh-chww, whshhh, sh-sh-shing!, fring!, whshhh, whww".

Tucker:
See?

Donut:
And you found that in a hole?

Tucker:
Yeah, dude, I was just walking along, following Tex... not really paying attention, you know. I fell in some hole. And, ah, Tex didn't help me out, she figured she was better off without me, and that's where I found this.

Donut:
You know, most people would tell that story in a way that makes them sound a little better.

Tucker:
Yeah, but, you know, that's not really my style.