M*A*S*H

     

M*A*S*H1972

Stars: Alan Alda, Loretta Swit, Jamie Farr, William Christopher
Rating: TV-PG
Runtime: 25 minutes

Members of the 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital care for the injured during the Korean War and use humor to escape from the horror and depression of the situation. Among the 4077's people are Capts. Benjamin "Hawkeye" Pierce and "… more »


Capt. B.J. Hunnicut:
In a few minutes we're going to be decobbing corn, thanks to you and your khaki thumb.

Father Mulcahy:
Don't I know it. All week I've been dreaming of getting butter on my cheeks, juice on my shirt, and a niblet wedged between two molars. [walks up to the table] Where is the corn?

Cpl. Igor Straminsky:
You're looking at it. The mushy stuff.

Father Mulcahy:
You... You creamed it! [on the verge of tears] You... you ninny!

Cpl. Igor Straminsky:
[everybody yells at Igor] I was just trying to be helpful. Next Fourth of July you can eat it on the cob for all I care.

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