M*A*S*H1972

Maj. Burns:
You sent for me, sir?

Col. Potter:
Where have you been?

Maj. Burns:
When you sent for me, I thought you were kidding.

Col. Potter:
I don't kid, skeezix. I called you to put you in charge of this bug-out.

Maj. Burns:
Me?

Col. Potter:
No choice, you're second-in-command.

Maj. Burns:
Hot diggity dog!

Col. Potter:
I'm going up in the chopper to scout a new location. You ever bugged out before?

Maj. Burns:
Oh, no sir, not intentionally. Is this a drill, colonel?

Col. Potter:
No, it's the real McCoy. Keep an eye on the patients. Sometimes we lose them on these moves.

Maj. Burns:
A human life is more important than a kitchen stove.

Col. Potter:
Don't recite, listen. Load in this order: [Frank takes out a notepad] 1 - pharmacy, 2 - lab, 3 - x-ray, 4 - pre-op, 5 - OR following the last stitch, 6 - HQ, 7 - mess tent, 8 - post-op.

Maj. Burns:
[writing] One - pharmacy...

Col. Potter:
Saddle up!