M*A*S*H

     

M*A*S*H1972

Stars: Alan Alda, Loretta Swit, Jamie Farr, William Christopher
Rating: TV-PG
Runtime: 25 minutes

Members of the 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital care for the injured during the Korean War and use humor to escape from the horror and depression of the situation. Among the 4077's people are Capts. Benjamin "Hawkeye" Pierce and "… more »


Army Capt. "Trapper John" McIntyre:
[playacting] "What did you do in the war, Daddy?"

Hawkeye:
"I was latrine officer, son. My outfit never made a move without me!"

Army Capt. "Trapper John" McIntyre:
[throwing papers into the stove] Hey, should we leave in the staples?

Hawkeye:
Damn the staples, man. This is war. Everyone has to live dangerously.

Army Capt. "Trapper John" McIntyre:
[the door opens and lets in a blast of cold air. Radar comes in with men carrying cots] Hey, close the door!

Cpl. Walter "Radar" O'Reilly:
Okay, guys, put 'em right in here.

Hawkeye:
What's going on?

Cpl. Walter "Radar" O'Reilly:
[holding up clipboard] New sleeping arrangements, by order of Corporal O'Reilly, housing officer.

Cpl. Walter "Radar" O'Reilly:
[Trapper grabs the clipboard and throws it in the stove] Hey!

Army Capt. "Trapper John" McIntyre:
By order of Captain McIntyre, heating officer.

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