M*A*S*H1972

Frank Burns:
[looking at Klinger] What's he doing in here?

Hawkeye:
Sharing our tent.

Frank Burns:
Not on your nellie. You won't catch me sleeping with an enlisted man.

Hawkeye:
Frank...

Frank Burns:
Hmm?

Hawkeye:
Just wrap yourself in the flag and go to sleep.

Trapper:
And don't get in bed with that gun. That's an order.

Frank Burns:
A captain can't give a major an order.

Hawkeye:
Then it's a threat.

Frank Burns:
Well, that's different. This was a great war until you guys showed up.