M*A*S*H

     

M*A*S*H1972

Stars: Alan Alda, Loretta Swit, Jamie Farr, William Christopher
Rating: TV-PG
Runtime: 25 minutes

Members of the 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital care for the injured during the Korean War and use humor to escape from the horror and depression of the situation. Among the 4077's people are Capts. Benjamin "Hawkeye" Pierce and "… more »


Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce:
Knock knock.

Army Capt. 'Trapper John' McIntyre:
Who's there?

Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce:
Abe Lincoln.

Army Capt. 'Trapper John' McIntyre:
Abe Lincoln who?

Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce:
Don't you know me? [laughs hysterically]

Army Capt. 'Trapper John' McIntyre:
That's awful.

Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce:
Wait, can I do another one?

Army Capt. 'Trapper John' McIntyre:
No!

Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce:
Knock knock.

Army Capt. 'Trapper John' McIntyre:
Who's there?

Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce:
Thomas Jefferson.

Army Capt. 'Trapper John' McIntyre:
Thomas Jefferson who?

Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce:
Was Abe Lincoln just here? [laughs even more hysterically]

Army Capt. 'Trapper John' McIntyre:
Hawkeye, I've never liked you.

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