M*A*S*H

M*A*S*H1972

Stars: Alan Alda, Loretta Swit, Jamie Farr, William Christopher
Rating: TV-PG
Runtime: 25 minutes

Members of the 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital care for the injured during the Korean War and use humor to escape from the horror and depression of the situation. Among the 4077's people are Capts. Benjamin "Hawkeye" Pierce and "… more »



Hawkeye:
[Hawkeye is talking to Major Burns on the phone, presumably for the last time] Best of luck to you, too, Frank.

Radar:
[Hawkeye hangs up phone, then takes it and throws it out the door] Hey, I'm responsible for that!

[runs out door to retrieve phone]

Capt. B.J. Hunnicut:
You seem a trifle irked.

Hawkeye:
The Army, in its infinite wisdom, has not only cleared Frank of all charges, they have assigned him to a Veterans' hospital in Indiana, and promoted him to Lt. Colonel.

Radar:
[an angry B.J. attempts to grab the phone from Radar, who has returned with it and is making repairs] Oh, no!

Capt. B.J. Hunnicut:
I was just going to complain to my congressman!

[attempts to grab it again]

Radar:
Oh, no!

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