M*A*S*H1972

Margaret:
Colonel, I want a transfer.

Hawkeye:
No transfers are issued until the camp comes to a full stop.

Trapper:
And watch your step getting off.

Margaret:
And these two are at the top of my list!

Hawkeye:
Hey, we finished first and second.

Margaret:
They've totally destroyed my authority with the nursing staff; they have made a mockery of my majority!

Hawkeye:
What do you know? We're major mockers.

Henry Blake:
Simmer down, Pierce. That's an order.

Margaret:
[scoffs] An order? Why don't you stop masquerading as a commanding officer? You're nothing but a spineless, mealymouthed, fly-fishing impostor!

Trapper:
He's not an impostor.

Hawkeye:
Right. He's a *genuine* spineless, mealymouthed fly-fisher.