M*A*S*H1972

Margaret:
[very drunk] Oh. Corporal. I wonder if I can see Colonel Blake?

[She looks around, confused, then jogs away]

Cpl. Walter "Radar" O'Reilly:
I wonder if you can, too.

[Margaret drunkenly jogs up to Hawkeye, Trapper, and Henry Blake, stopping directly in front of Henry]

Margaret:
[saluting] Major Margon Houlihat reporting for duty, sir.

Henry Blake:
Aw boy, drunk as a skunk.

Trapper:
She's tanked.

Hawkeye:
A fine time to make a drinking debut.

Margaret:
Where are the casualties, sir?

Henry Blake:
Now, just hold your horses. They're not even here yet.

Margaret:
Well, then, let's go get 'em, sir. I'll drive!

[Hawkeye and Trapper laugh]

Henry Blake:
Major? Major, dear, you're drunk.

Margaret:
Oh, I'm not so think as you drunk I am!

[Hawkeye and Trapper laugh some more]

Henry Blake:
Uh, you'd better go to your tent, Major.

Margaret:
I can't operate in my tent!

Trapper:
[still laughing] You're doing okay so far!

Margaret:
Aah, go salute yourself!