M*A*S*H1972

Major Margaret Houlihan:
[Throws a chair at Burns after she listens in on Burns' conversation with his wife] WAR HORSE? ARMY MULE?

Major Franklin Marion Burns:
[Surprised] Margaret!

Major Margaret Houlihan:
STUFF IT!

Major Franklin Marion Burns:
[Chases after Hot Lips] Margaret! Margaret, I had to say all those things. Try to understand!

Major Margaret Houlihan:
Leave me alone, you chinless chipmunk!

Major Franklin Marion Burns:
[Grabbing Hot Lips' arm] Margaret, please!

Major Margaret Houlihan:
Remove your hand or I'll zap you with my knee!

Major Franklin Marion Burns:
[Follows Hot Lips to her tent] Margaret! I had to lie. The stocks and the house are in her name!

[Hot Lips slams tent door in Burns' face]

Major Franklin Marion Burns:
[Burns turns on the charm] Uh... Margaret, dear, why don't I bring over my can of Sterno, and we can have some hot totties and you can put on your new nighty.

Major Margaret Houlihan:
[Opens tent door and throws nighty in Burns' face] *YOU* put on my new nighty!