M*A*S*H

M*A*S*H1972

Stars: Alan Alda, Loretta Swit, Jamie Farr, William Christopher
Rating: TV-PG
Runtime: 25 minutes

Members of the 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital care for the injured during the Korean War and use humor to escape from the horror and depression of the situation. Among the 4077's people are Capts. Benjamin "Hawkeye" Pierce and "… more »



Hawkeye:
And now for the moment no-one has been waiting for: the Father Mulcahy sound-alike contest.

[Father Mulcahy passes him his hat]

Hawkeye:
[imitating Mulcahy] My word, Hawkeye, this jocularity is most unseemly.

[tosses hat to Klinger]

Cpl. Maxwell Klinger:
[imitating Mulcahy, in squeaky voice] How can you make jokes at a time like this? Ooh.

[passes hat to Frank Burns]

Maj. Frank Burns:
[in high voice] The post-op is collapsing and the O.R. is on fire.

[passes hat to Margaret]

Margaret:
[in high voice] And somebody has broken into the sacramental wine.

[tosses hat to Radar]

Radar:
Sorry, Father.

[puts on hat; imitates Mulcahy]

Radar:
It seems that Private Simpson has come down with a case of hepatitis. He's the most remarkable shade of yellow.

[tosses hat to Colonel Potter]

Col. Sherman Potter:
[in high voice] Jocularity! Jocularity!

[tosses hat to Father Mulcahy]

Father Francis Mulcahy:
Let me just say this about all these impersonations...

[everybody groans in protest]

Hawkeye:
That's definitely the Mills Brothers.

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