M*A*S*H1972

Maj. Charles Emerson Winchester III:
[Drunk out of his mind and listening to Hawkeye and BJ make fun of him losing his position at Massachusetts General] Is that what you think... Beej? Is that what all you cretins think?

Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce:
Did you hear something that sounded like Charles?

Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt:
The mummy speaks!

Maj. Charles Emerson Winchester III:
Indeed, and I'm going to rise from this hideous tomb and leave all you relics behind.

Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce:
Going somewhere Charles?

Maj. Charles Emerson Winchester III:
You bet your beer soaked brain I am. [Holds up piece of paper] Read this and weep. This is from the Massachusetts General Hospital, see [mumbling drunk] Mahahuhet genel hopital. You are looking at the next chief of thoracic surgery [hiccups on thorasic] . Gentlemen, eat my DUST! [throws paper down with a sinister grin]

Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt:
Well, we got him to talk.

Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce:
That's nothing, I can make him yell. Charles, uh, I wouldn't pack my bags just yet

Maj. Charles Emerson Winchester III:
No?

Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce:
No... uh... see... Beej and I sort of... uh... well... know about... your news

Maj. Charles Emerson Winchester III:
You read my telegram.

Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce:
Read your-oh heavens no.

Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt:
We would never read your telegram.

Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce:
We wrote it.

Maj. Charles Emerson Winchester III:
You wrote that?

Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce:
Well I have to admit it's not the nicest thing we've ever done, but you have to realize that you challenged us!

Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt:
There was no other way to get you to talk.

Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce:
We don't like to lose Charles.

Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt:
Especially to you.