M*A*S*H1972

Capt. Sam Pak:
Good news.

Lt. Col. Henry Blake:
I'll take it.

Capt. Sam Pak:
I had a long, reasonable talk with the farmer. Everything's cool.

Lt. Col. Henry Blake:
Great.

Capt. Sam Pak:
You got three days to get the hell outta here.

Lt. Col. Henry Blake:
Sam, what's Korean for "suicide"?

Capt. Sam Pak:
That's the Japanese. We don't do that shtick.

Lt. Col. Henry Blake:
You wanna step in my office for another goody? Sam, this is Miss Choon Hi. The baby is Su Yong. Stand by for the fingering of the father.

Capt. Sam Pak:
Aha.

Choon Hi:
Him not doctor.

Capt. Sam Pak:
You betcha. I don't make house calls. [cowboy accent] Wal, Sheriff, looks like you got troubles right here in Pregnant City!