M*A*S*H

     

M*A*S*H1972

Stars: Alan Alda, Loretta Swit, Jamie Farr, William Christopher
Rating: TV-PG
Runtime: 25 minutes

Members of the 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital care for the injured during the Korean War and use humor to escape from the horror and depression of the situation. Among the 4077's people are Capts. Benjamin "Hawkeye" Pierce and "… more »


Colonel Sherman T. Potter:
Driver, what ignoramus is responsible for this?

Sgt. Hacker:
Ah, any one of a dozen, sir. Would you mind signing this, please?

Colonel Sherman T. Potter:
Sign nothin'. We can't use any of this, Sergeant.

Sgt. Hacker:
It's all yours now.

Colonel Sherman T. Potter:
Mule fritters! You've gotta haul it back to H.Q.!

Sgt. Hacker:
I'm sorry, Colonel. I'm not authorized for returns. Would you mind signing this, please? I'm overdue at the 8063.

Colonel Sherman T. Potter:
Let 'em get their inflatable pool and swim fins an hour later. Didn't you wonder why you were delivering ice cream churns to a MASH unit in the middle of winter?

Sgt. Hacker:
Yeah, I used to wonder about stuff like that but it was keepin' me up nights, givin' me worry lines, so I cut it out.

Colonel Sherman T. Potter:
Very wise.

Sgt. Hacker:
Y'know, Colonel, if I was you, I would try and look on the bright side.

Colonel Sherman T. Potter:
[sarcastically] There's a bright side?

Sgt. Hacker:
Oh, yeah. Summer is just six months away.

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