M*A*S*H1972

Captain John McIntyre:
[Sees Frank in the longjohns] Look at what the giant rodent has on his body.

Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce:
Supparating pustules, if there's any justice. [to Frank] Where'd you get those longjohns!

Major Franklin Marion Burns:
Wouldn't you like to know!

Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce:
[picks up empty gas can and prepares to hit Frank with it] Those are MINE, you hermaphordidic weasel!

Major Franklin Marion Burns:
Possession is nine-tenths of the law, Pierce. And I'm sleeping with a loaded baseball bat under my pillow, so don't try anything!

Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce:
If I didn't think those would keep you warm, Frank, I'd come over there and beat you to a pulp. Say your prayers, Frank, or the tooth fairy may come and knock out all your teeth!