M*A*S*H

     

M*A*S*H1972

Stars: Alan Alda, Loretta Swit, Jamie Farr, William Christopher
Rating: TV-PG
Runtime: 25 minutes

Members of the 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital care for the injured during the Korean War and use humor to escape from the horror and depression of the situation. Among the 4077's people are Capts. Benjamin "Hawkeye" Pierce and "… more »


Maj. Charles Emerson Winchester III:
Oh, my dear man. How can I find out what's wrong with you if you don't cooperate?

Pvt. La Roche:
[Billiard ball is stuck in his mouth] Mmm-mmm!

Maj. Charles Emerson Winchester III:
Oh, I see. You want me to take your temperature. [Sarcastically] GADZOOKS! Do you realize you have something in your mouth?

Pvt. La Roche:
Mm-hmm!

Maj. Charles Emerson Winchester III:
What on earth could that be?

Pvt. La Roche:
Mmmm mmmm mmm mmmm!

Maj. Charles Emerson Winchester III:
There's a little 6 painted on it. Could that be how old you are?

Pvt. La Roche:
Mmmmm-mmmm!

Maj. Charles Emerson Winchester III:
Now I see. You may not realize this, but you have a pool ball lodged in your mouth. No sweat, there is an alternative: I'll just take your temperature the other way.

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