Malcolm in the Middle2000

Hal:
[Malcolm hangs up the 'phone as Hal walks in] If that wasn't a relative, I'm going to be very upset.

Malcolm:
Just another college recruiter.

Hal:
[upset, as predicted] Just another college recruiter? Y'know, when I was applying, believe me, there were no recruiters. If I hadn't found that ad inside that matchbook, I may not have pursued higher education at all.

Malcolm:
But they're calling me all the time. I must get ten calls a day.

Hal:
Then each one must be handled like that's the university you're going to. It's called 'options'. Why do you think guys date ugly women?