Malcolm in the Middle

     

Malcolm in the Middle2000

Malcolm in the Middle is an American television sitcom created by Linwood Boomer for the Fox Broadcasting Company. The series was first broadcast on January 9, 2000, and ended its six-year run on May 14, 2006, after seven seasons and 151 episodes. T… more »


Malcolm:
[Malcolm shows the brothers evidence that they've been humiliated on the Internet] The Schwabs sent out a mass eMail to everyone at school. They Photoshopped our heads onto a dirty movie.

Dewey:
Gross!

Reese:
That can't be a dirty movie. There aren't any girls in it.

Reese:
[pause for recognition] Oh my God!

Malcolm:
I'm not homophobic. If the three of us were gay lovers, I'd be fine with this. But it's not true!

Reese:
[passionately] This is so humiliating. My abs are way more ripped than that guy's.

Dewey:
[quietly, through clenched teeth] We've got to respond.

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