Malcolm in the Middle2000

Hal:
[Hal is obsessed with his sons' safety after he learns that his family's lapsed health insurance cannot be re-activated until after the weekend] What does it take to keep you boys safe?... What's the matter with you boys. Don't you realize you could get killed?

Reese:
Dad, I'm not gonna die.

Hal:
What?

Reese:
I'm seventeen.

Hal:
And so you can't die?

Reese:
I just don't see it happening.

Hal:
I got news for you, Reese. Seventeen-year-olds die all the time.

Reese:
[scoffing] Come on, Dad. That's just somethin' they tell you to so you stay off drugs.

Hal:
That's it! You're all grounded, in your room, for the rest of the weekend.

Malcolm:
You can't do that.

Dewey:
I know I'm gonna die, Dad.

Hal:
Nobody is dying in this family until the start of business Monday morning.

Dewey:
[Hal locks the boys in their room] Dad, why are you doing this?

Reese:
We're gonna call child welfare, and this time they'll come.