Married with Children1987

Joe Morgan:
We're here with the leader of the Wrigley Field break-in boys, Al Birdy.

Al:
Actually it's Bundy. Al Bundy.

Joe Morgan:
Never mine, Birdy. Let me ask you, why?

Peggy Bundy:
I've asked him that same question myself over the years and he said he's either too tired or...

Al:
[interrupting] Pay no attention to the big, red, eating machine, Joe. Why did we break into Wrigley Field to play baseball? For the love of the game. Just like every American husband, 52 weeks of the year, who watch baseball.

[Mike Piazza, manning the video camera, pans it over to Kelly standing nearby who does some very seductive poses for him, as Al continues talking]

Al:
[voice] Since that right has been violated, and the owners and players have not been able to resolve their differences, we decided to play the game ourselves.

Joe Morgan:
[stepping into the frame of the image] Unfortunately, our audience might have missed that since the camera is suddenly shooting Baywatch!

Mike Piazza:
I'm sorry, I was, uh... just testing my auto focus thingy.