Married with Children1987

Bud Bundy:
Hey Mom, are we going to go down to the pony rides to see the look on the horse's face when Uncle Irwin chooses his mount?

Peggy Bundy:
No. Not today, Bud. Every since Daddy paid for dinner with his watch, he's been sort of a crab apple.

Uncle Irwin:
I think he's mad at us.

Kelly Bundy:
Don't take it personally. Daddy always takes a noose with him into the bathroom.

Peggy Bundy:
Uh-oh! Daddy's in the bathroom? Mom's up there taking a bath! Well, maybe he won't notice...

[Al screams and appears walking down the stairs]

Al Bundy:
Peg, I'm blind!

Peggy Bundy:
Very funny, Al.

Al Bundy:
No really Peg, I saw your mother naked and everything went black! I think my eyes were trying to protect my heart! Now I'm not going to see Hondo, Peg!