Married with Children1987

Al Bundy:
You know that new aerobics center above me? The one with the sign "quarter ton discount"? Well, today they played Van Halen's 'Jump'. And damned if the whole herd didn't. It was awful. The ceiling broke open, and down they came, blocking out the sun. I experienced cellulite winter. God, the "humongity". Peg, I could have been killed.

Peggy Bundy:
Well, I think you got what you deserved, going by that place every morning yelling, "is that a Milky Way on the floor?"