Married with Children

Married with Children1987

11 year comedy about a man who sells shoes for a living, with his bon-bon Oprah watching wife, his ever horny son and dim-witted daughter along with the pesky neighbor and her two husbands. more »



[Al is on the phone impersonating a rapper]

Al Bundy:
Yo! Rap Channel, you take requests? I'd like you to play the following videos: 'Rump Shaker', 'Gangster Booty', and 'Put Some More Ass on that Lass'. My age? Uh... I'm 15. Oh. Under 18 you need parental approval? No problem. My old lady's right here. She'll aprove.

[to Peggy in his normal voice]

Al Bundy:
Peg, the Rap Channel woun't play my favorite videos unless I get parental approval. Pretend you're my mother. Just tell them it's okay.

Peggy Bundy:
[into the phone] It's okay. He's over 40.

[Al takes the phone away from Peggy and hangs up]

Al Bundy:
Peg, I was having fun! Why'd you have to ruin it by telling them my real age?

Peggy Bundy:
Oh, please! They already knew your real age. I was telling them your I.Q.

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