Married with Children1987

Al Bundy:
Oh, Buck. I didn't want this to happen.

Buck:
I know you didn't, Bundy. And that what makes it even harder to swallow. Ah, what's the difference? I'm sick of the sight of you! I wish you were dead!

Al Bundy:
Where are you going?

Buck:
Oh, I guess I'll go out and sniff a few butts for old times' sake.

[Buck opens the front door and a blood-splattered, leather-masked chainsaw-wielding figure, Leatherface, and a hockey-masked, machete-wielding figure, Jason Voorhees, enter]

Chainsaw:
Hi. We're insane killers!

[Buck beckons them to come on in]

Al Bundy:
Sic 'em, Buck!

Buck:
Heh, heh!

[Buck exits out the front door where he closes and locks it behind him with Al inside with the two killers who advance towards him]

Al Bundy:
Buck! Oh, Buck! Come back! Save me! I'll give you extra yummies! AHHHH!