Married with Children1987

[a very drunk Al is passed out at the Santa Bar]

Al Bundy:
It was all worth it... it was all worth it...

Bartender:
Hey, wake up buddy. It's closing time. Five o'clock.

Al Bundy:
Oh, I was dreaming. I gave my son breasts.

Bartender:
That's a very cool dream, sir.

Al Bundy:
Well, uh... how much do I owe you for all these beers?

Bartender:
Nothing. You already paid... for everybody. Well you were unconscious, and the other Santas lifted your wallet while you were out. But I figured that you wanted to pay for all of them, you being Santa and all.

[the bartender laughs and Al begins to sheepishly laugh too, realizing that he now has no money to buy Christmas presents for his family. Al then grabs the bartender by his collar, and looks at his gold necklace which has the word 'Ray' stamped on it]

Al Bundy:
And now... uh "Ray". Can we talk?