Married with Children1987

[Al has just come home]

Al:
As God is my witness, I will never drive anyone else in the family any place ever again. All I get from you are complaints. You kids must be nuts, I didn't think that was scary.

[Bud and Kelly walks in the door with their hair messed up]

Bud:
Get some glasses, dad!

Al:
For the thousandth time, I do not need glasses. You can ask anyone.

Kelly:
Fine, Buck.

[Buck the briard comes in with his fur messed up too]

Al:
I'm telling you I don't need Glasses. My vision was checked in the fourth grade and it's perfect.