Married with Children1987

Angel:
I'm a guardian angel.

[takes out a note from his coat pocket]

Angel:
As matter of fact, I'm looking for, uh...

[looks at his note]

Angel:
an Al Bundy. Do you know an Al Bundy?

Al:
I'm Al Bundy.

[the angel eyes Al for a moment, then looks up at the sky]

Angel:
[hollering towards the sky] NOOOOOOOOOOO! OH, COULD YOU STOP PLAYING NINTENDO UP THERE FOR A MINUTE? WHAT KIND OF A MESS HAVE YOU GOTTEN ME INTO? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME?

[the angel breaks into tears and buries his face in Al's chest]

Al:
There, there, buddy. How 'bout I go get my gun and shoot you with a nice silver bullet? Would you like that, buddy?

Angel:
You'll have to give me a minute with this one, Bundy. I thought I was here to save a "human" soul.