Married with Children1987

[Al takes his first bite of the cheesecake... and spits it out]

Al Bundy:
This is a horrible hoax! This isn't an authentic Chuck's Cheesebowl cherry cheesecake! You went to the wrong place!

Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy:
I don't think there are a lot of Chuck's Cheesebowl's in Tunoose, Wisconsin... just a "belch and a holler!" from Wanker County. Where we met so many nice people who said wise things like, "I gots my own teeth!"

Jefferson D'Arcy:
Yeah, and, uh, "I'll trade you my sister for your Bic lighter."

Marcy Rhoades D'Arcy:
Oh yes, we had such a nice time. We must show you the slides of me getting fondled at the gas station by something that was half-man, half-owl.

Kelly Bundy:
Dad, they met Cousin Hooty!